Showing posts with label lambrettas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label lambrettas. Show all posts
Monday, September 6, 2010
Memory of the battlefield
In 1995 I returned to Vietnam. Only this time as a tourist, but also as a time traveler at least in the sense of going back into my memories.
My next surprise was that I was able to recognize the road that lead to the village where the old French Observation Post had been. I have no idea how I did it, but I simple knew. I sat up suddenly and said “turn here.” That I was correct wasn’t clear for at least twenty minutes. We found the old village gate, but this meant nothing as I couldn’t remember the name of the place. There was no French OP. We stood around with my guide translating for me as I asked about the changed landscape and handed out Polaroid pictures of anyone who would stand still for me. Then I noticed a large area, maybe twenty meters square where there was no grass or weeds growing. An old man was squatting in the dust repairing bicycle tires. I walked around this open area and realized that this would have been where the French OP was located. I scratched with my shoe in the dust and down a few inches found a very old concrete pad - obviously the foundation of the old OP. I was in the right place! This was amazing. I begin asking about the family that lived beside the old facility and the two young girls that had stayed up late selling us Military Policemen cigarettes and cokes. No one could answer me. Finally a young man approached who knew what I was asking about. He told me that the two girls, who had been preteens during my tour, had grown and become girlfriends of several American Military Policemen, my subsequent replacement several times removed. When the US fled and the country fell to the North, the girls were executed as traitors and their house was destroyed. Later he took us to met the mother who now lived kn the next village.
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Wednesday, October 14, 2009
Story 3 Happiness is a Warm Gun
Happiness is a Warm Gun or Love with a .45

Adult situation; R rated but not graphic!
My partner and I were on convoy check point duty in Phu Cong, the district capital. The first convoy had just passed through and we were now free for at least an hour if not longer. Sergeant Bentengraft was off somewhere and besides he didn’t care what we did as long as he didn’t have to answer for it. Mark suggested we get some shrimp at this joint just off the ‘strip.’ I was all for that because the club was just a front for Papa San and his Bar Girls to work. You know what I mean, right? You buy the girls a couple of Saigon Teas so that you can then retire to one of the many rooms in the back for a more private encounter. And the shrimp wasn’t bad either.
I parked the jeep in front of a tailor shop and we crossed the street to the club. “Hello, MP! You early today. Girls just come Ben Hoa.” Papa San grinned at us from his table on the side of the room. We grabbed two stools at the front end of the bar where we could keep an eye on the street and our jeep. Mr. Nguyen, the bartender, served our whiskey and cokes. That seemed to be the signal for the girls. It was as if they materialized from the floor; we were surrounded by six sexy little vixens, all touches, flirts and coos. T
hey vied for our attention all the while jockeying for a position next to us. Mark made his choice, but before I could focus on anyone in particular, this little dark eyed darling threw her arms around my neck and buried her tongue in my mouth, which stirred me and produced a chorus of protest from the four other girls.
“My name Kim. Buy me Saigon Tea!” Her lips brushed my ear and her hand found a comfortable place on my thigh. I signaled Mr. Nguyen. Mark and his little cutie had already moved off to a booth.
“What your name?” She hardly waited for the answer. “How come you not see me before? You here last week. You no pick me. Numba ten! MP no like Kim?” She killed the Saigon Tea and pushed it across the bar to Mr. Nguyen for a refill.
Fifteen minutes and a forth Saigon Tea got me in one of the back rooms with Kim. Room? A cubical with no window. . The wooden platform that served as a bed was only inches from the doorway, which was covered only with a threadbare curtain. I stretch out on the platform and watched as Kim shed her clothing. As she removed her panties she noticed that I was not undressing.
“Choy oy, MP. Take clothes off. Kim beaucoup horney.” Laughing, I sat up and stripped, leaving my fatigues in a pile on the floor next to the open doorway. A short time later, I realized that in that pile of clothes was my .45 and since I was fairly distracted anyone could just reach in under the curtain and take my pistol. So without stopping my engagement with Kim I reached down and grabbed my .45. After a moments thought and finding no place else to put it, I laide the pistol beside Kim’s head.
It should be noted that sometimes these transactions with bar girls were perfunctory, at least on the part of the young ladies. Prior to the move to the room in the back of the establishment, there is much erotic chatter. “Oh, baby. I beaucoup horney.” “We make love long time.” “MP I make you beaucoup happy.” But once the money has changed hands there is a sea change in most of them, becoming almost, “Are you done yet?” And occasionally chewing gum all the while.
But suddenly Kim found great passion. She grabbed me around the neck and began thrusting and grinding accompanied with loud moans of ecstasy and shouts of encouragement. “Oh, MP love me long time. You so big, I die!”
When all the shouting was done, I gave her a hundred extra P’s as a tip and laughed my way back out to the jeep where Mark was waiting, looking like a satiated Cheshire cat.
Sunday, October 4, 2009
Story 2 - Martha Raye USO Show
As Military Police we provided security at USO shows on base. Martha Raye brought her Hello Dolly show which was staged in one of the large hangers. Sergeant Thompson was very excited as he was a huge fan of Martha Raye. The show was great, very entertaining with lots of beautiful young women dancers. At one point early in the show the guys in the audience went a little crazy when the girls who were wearing long dresses showed off their legs. Ms. Raye "broke character" and rushed to the apron and said "Of course they have nice legs, their all of twenty years old. But how's this for a fifty year old woman?" And then she hiked up her skirt to display a very nice pair of legs, fifty or not.
After the show we were invited to the case party. Sarge was beside himself; he just might meet his idol. The party was held in the hosting helicopter unit's Officer's Club. Sarge, who if not an alcoholic was right next to it, quickly had a couple of Scotch on the rocks and was doing great. His feet were nowhere near the floor. A few minutes later one of the show's crew announced that Ms. Raye was not feeling well and would not be coming to the party. Sarge was devastated and compensated with a few more Scotch on the rocks.
But, then, there she was. Martha Raye did make her appearance. The show must go on! Nearly everyone in the room knew by now that Sergeant Thompson had an infatuation with Ms. Raye and the Colonel brought her over and introduced them. Ms Raye, with a drink in her hand, entertained us with jokes and stories for at least ten minutes. At some point it became just a conversation between her and sarge. She told him that this was her third trip to Vietnam and that she would always see these signs for massage parlors and wanted to know if the massages here was as good as one might get in large European or American cities. Our intrepid Sergeant replied, "Well, Ms. Raye, I've never had a massage in no fancy city parlor, but after a long, hot day eating dust on convoy duty, there's nothing like a steam job and a blow bath!" Of course he was totally unaware of what he had just said. Ms. Raye the trooper that she was barely blinked and continued chatting with good old sarge as those of us standing around nearly died of laughter. The next morning we added to Sergeant Thompson's hungover misery with blow by blow renditions of the conversation.
After the show we were invited to the case party. Sarge was beside himself; he just might meet his idol. The party was held in the hosting helicopter unit's Officer's Club. Sarge, who if not an alcoholic was right next to it, quickly had a couple of Scotch on the rocks and was doing great. His feet were nowhere near the floor. A few minutes later one of the show's crew announced that Ms. Raye was not feeling well and would not be coming to the party. Sarge was devastated and compensated with a few more Scotch on the rocks.
But, then, there she was. Martha Raye did make her appearance. The show must go on! Nearly everyone in the room knew by now that Sergeant Thompson had an infatuation with Ms. Raye and the Colonel brought her over and introduced them. Ms Raye, with a drink in her hand, entertained us with jokes and stories for at least ten minutes. At some point it became just a conversation between her and sarge. She told him that this was her third trip to Vietnam and that she would always see these signs for massage parlors and wanted to know if the massages here was as good as one might get in large European or American cities. Our intrepid Sergeant replied, "Well, Ms. Raye, I've never had a massage in no fancy city parlor, but after a long, hot day eating dust on convoy duty, there's nothing like a steam job and a blow bath!" Of course he was totally unaware of what he had just said. Ms. Raye the trooper that she was barely blinked and continued chatting with good old sarge as those of us standing around nearly died of laughter. The next morning we added to Sergeant Thompson's hungover misery with blow by blow renditions of the conversation.
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